I'm so thick it hurts

I am a queen and for that I deserve everything the world has to offer including professional massages. I do not need a king to tell me what to do for I am a master chessmaster. You can see me play Chessmaster 9000 on my Commodore 64. Then you check out my Nintendo 64 and see that I keep it clean. I never blow on those cartridges like those peasants who think that's a good idea. Peons are the best unit. They have high attack damage with those pickaxes then you can use them to get your gold and wood. What isn't there to love? Peace out, love.